We’re a little late on this one, but it seems that for the last few days Mike Lindell, “Mr. My Pillow” himself has been talking down to the nation from the old Badlands Pawn. What is it about the place? Somehow it continues to be the Bermuda Triangle of bad takes.
Not sure how one was supposed to grab a ticket, but from what we’re seeing few have:

There’s only around 25 tables on the floor, and if each was full, we’re only talking about a mega-conference for about 150 or so conspiracy-heads. We didn’t count the heads in the pic, but it seems they were a little shy of capacity.
Not to let the drama drag, Mr. Lindell is now saying that he was assaulted at his hotel! (This remains unconfirmed by the cops.) Fortunately, there were also some devout folks in the parking lot gyrating to Christian Rock. Whether they were praying for him or against him has yet to be confirmed.