Maria Butina – Still Workin’ It!

Butina, Guns, Navalny
Butina, Guns, Navalny

Wondering where Maria Butina, Sioux Falls’ own Red Sparrow’s been hiding? Well folks, fear not. She’s still going strong.

Reports are that she’s been well-rewarded for her time infiltrating the corridor of power that was Paul Erickson, and now has a gig pushing propaganda at RT, or Russia Today, the third-tier cable news source of ill-repute.

Recently she was granted access to the gulag-bound, hunger-striking Alexi Navalny to prove that things were a-ok with Putin’s #1 assassination-surviving gadly.

“Better than hotel in small Siberian town!” she gushed at the surroundings. Heck, that might be true. We’re not heading over to do some first-hand reporting anytime soon.

Stay-tuned – we’ll be back, keeping you up-to-date on South Dakota’s favorite gun-loving redhead.

The accommodations in question… you be the judge!