
Wondering where Maria Butina, Sioux Falls’ own Red Sparrow’s been hiding? Well folks, fear not. She’s still going strong.
Reports are that she’s been well-rewarded for her time infiltrating the corridor of power that was Paul Erickson, and now has a gig pushing propaganda at RT, or Russia Today, the third-tier cable news source of ill-repute.
Recently she was granted access to the gulag-bound, hunger-striking Alexi Navalny to prove that things were a-ok with Putin’s #1 assassination-surviving gadly.
“Better than hotel in small Siberian town!” she gushed at the surroundings. Heck, that might be true. We’re not heading over to do some first-hand reporting anytime soon.
Stay-tuned – we’ll be back, keeping you up-to-date on South Dakota’s favorite gun-loving redhead.
