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An R-Rated Circus At The Mall?

kids, you’ve been warned…!

Here’s a head-scratcher for ya: Seems that there’s a “Paranormal Circus” taking up residency next week at the The Empire Mall.

From the website:

“A new show with breathtaking implications always poised between fun and the most uninhibited fear that will transport you to a dark world inhabited by creatures with incredible circus art abilities.

A crazy yet fun fusion between Circus, theatre, and cabaret in perfect harmony with the evolution of a show that brings you back to when we dream … and when we had nightmares and fantasies.

Scare, encompass, amuse and surprise are the ingredients for a mixture of emotions impossible to forget.
This is truly a Paranormal experience like no other.”

So then, a few questions: 1) Where is this actually taking place? In the food court? In the old Sears space? 2) Who thought The Mall would be the place to for a 17-and-up show? Ain’t it still the place the middle-schoolers go for some psuedo-safe away time from mom & pop? 3) Who wrote the copy for the website? And why is it being advertised on Facebook in Italian? 3) Also, will it be any good?

If you’re make planning on making it out, or if you know the facts, drop us a line! Whatever it is, it’s pretty cool that the weird, wild stuff is happening in town.

Fiddy Droppin’ Sigs at Hy-Vee

Here’s another post to file under, “No, we’re not making this stuff up!

Rapper 50 Cent will be at the Louise Ave. Hy-Vee from 4:00-5:30 on August 14th to sign bottle of his new spirits, Branson Cognac and Le Chemin Du Roi Champagne.

Here’s the catch – to get an autograph you gotta buy a bottle. At $70 for the cognac and $200 for the champagne, you can count us out. But we’re sure there are enough super-fans of Mr. Fiddy in Sioux Falls to keep his pen busy for an hour-and-a-half. Actually, scratch that. We aren’t sure of that at all.

But hey, the selfies might be free. You just might see us there after all. And if he pops open a few bottle, we’ll hang with him all night.

Bike Trail Traffic Up By 200%!

When it comes to making a city “livable”, safe biking and walking routes are one of the top things city planners talk about. Sioux Falls got to that conversation a little late, with one beautiful exception – the 20 mile loop that circles the core of town.

Not only is the bike trail good fun for everyone, it’s a pretty sweet way to get yourself in and out of downtown. With the addition of spurs into various neighborhoods, the Bike Trail is well on its way to being a viable commuter choice, weather permitting.

With the pandemic in the air, more and more Sioux Fallsians have discovered the trail. That’s awesome! But with use up by 200% over the last few years, congestion is starting to take it’s toll. And like every conflict these days, there’s a little culture war going on.

On the one hand you’ve got kids, families, and dog walkers out on the trail in greater numbers. On the other, you’ve got some serious speed-demons blazing through, on a perpetual quest to break their personal best times, shooting through the civilians with spandex-snugged swagger.

If we don’t get along, there’s going to be headline-grabbing crash before long. We don’t need a dead dog, a broken neck, or a hospitalized kid on the front page. Fortunately, plenty of folks are starting to tune in and wise up.

Check out Keloland’s reporting on the issue here.

Our take away? It’s pretty simple:

Out for a stroll or a casual leg-stretch with the fam? Keep to the right side of the trail, like you would on any road. An approaching biker might be gaining on you faster than you realize. Make it easy for them to pass by having the space readily available.

Big-time biker trying to get your sweat on and make the best of your fancy new gear? Slow up a bit when approaching other people, judge their (lack of) awareness and give a friendly announcement of your intentions to pass. You can lose a few seconds, it ain’t going to kill you.

And if you’re wearing headphones/earbuds, keep the volume down so you know what’s happening around you. Sure, it’s fun to be in the zone rocking out to your tunes, but you’re in public in a growing city. Common sense still applies.

There’s still plenty of space for everyone out there. For safety’s sake, let’s keep Midwestern Nice alive and well on the trials.

The Warriors Comes to The State Theatre!

bourdain the warriors state theatre

The State Theatre’s been killing it this year. So many great movies…alas, so little time. But make a point of getting down this weekend to catch The Warriors!

Don’t know it? This is the one of the those B-movies that comes up again and again. Heck, even Tony Bourdain was sporting a Warriors t-shirt on an episode of Parts Unknown!

Here’s the plot: a New York City in the near future is ridden with gangs claiming territory. Our favorites, The Warriors must make a perilous journey from The Bronx back to their turf on Staten Island. Will the make it back in one piece?? Watch and find out!

Phillips Ave. Wasn’t Always Cool

As seen on “Stranger Things”!

Ok kids, this might come as a shock to you, but Downtown Sioux Falls — currently the hottest spot in town — wasn’t always alright.

If you’re new to town — or under the age of 21 — you might not know just how bad things had gone in the hub of our wee little metropolis.

It’s a typical story, repeated in a thousand other mid-size cities across the US: Some developer turned a cornfield into “The Mall” and suddenly the combination of air-conditioning and free parking(!) made shopping on (the metaphorical) Main St. passe. How can you compete with Orange Julius anyway?

Read up on the fall & rise of the coolest coupla blocks in South Dakota. Here’s a great place to start: The Argus Leader dug in and put all of the facts in one place for ya.

We like to make it easy to know your history. Hopefully, we’re learning from the mistaken ambitions of the past. If not, we’re bound to repeat them. We’re sure there’s another cornfield out by Tea or Harrisburg that some deep-pocketed guy believes to hold the pearls of the future. Let’s keep proving them wrong and keep Downtown happening for a long time to come.