Argus Leader Ranks Local Burritos!

Argus Leader Burrito Rankings

… and we couldn’t disagree more! (Ha!)

Alright, we weren’t there. And we haven’t tried them all. But before we get into that, here’s the rankings:

  1. Abelardo’s
  2. Chipotle
  3. Taco John’s

Also up for consideration were Nikki’s, Giliberto’s, Jacky’s, Panchero’s, Qdoba, Tortilleria Hernandez, and Taco Bell. (Yes, Taco Bell!)

Do click over to the article and watch the video. And then ask yourself, “what the heck????”

While it’s pleasant to see Panchero’s and Qdoba do so poorly, the high marks for Taco John’s is evidence that this test was poorly run, at best. When it comes to burritos, especially burritos that come off of a long list of specialty meats like you’re find at Giliberto’s or Nikki’s, everyone’s going to have a different tastes. You really can’t just order one and hope it hits your palette right on the first bite. Secondly, the little guys aren’t known for their consistency. Know that going in. You’re best served by trying a few things and getting a feel for the place. Research must be done. (It’s a yummy job, that, but someone’s got to do it!)

Ok. Enough grumbling. We did learn two things: 1) We need to try Abelardo’s. They seemed to have a rough start – the location’s been the death of few restaurants over the years, and they replace the management team a few months back. But from what we’re hearing, it’s pretty bomb these days. 2) We need to get back to Tortilleria Hernandez. It’s been too long, and the times we’ve gone have been delicious.

So thanks, Argus, for taking a crack at a burrito shoot-out. Truly. But next time, ask for some recommendations and broaden your orders a little bit. We think you missed out on some good stuff.

Pardon Me? Trump Lets Maria Butina’s Boyfriend Off-The-Hook

Paul Erickson & Maria Butina
Baby, we’ve seen better days!

Paul Erickson finally got the presidential treatment! While well-known in GOP shenanigan circles, Mr. Erickson didn’t rise to national fame until he was outed as the boyfriend of the Red Russian Fox, Maria Butina. Always fun when a national scandal can be traced back to a nondescript love-nest a few mile from home!

But he’s sure to be feeling better these days. Cleared of all charges, ready to start over anew.

To be clear, the Russian-spy thing turned out to be little more than tabloid fodder. Maria was low-level. Erickson’s crimes – fraud totaling over a million dollars, were not.

Here’s to the next chapter, you crazy kids!

Burger Battle Report! Fernson’s Big Beefy Boy

This one wins the “Truth in Advertising” award! Like the Blarney Stone’s Golden Porker, it’s also a two-meals-in-one take on the contest.

Fernson basically turned a burger into a stick-to-your-ribs, mamma’s cooking, pot-roast-in-a-bun full-meal-deal. The key thing here was the black-pepper-heavy creamy gravy. That tied the whole thing together, and left us feeling well-satisfied on a chilly downtown day. Give it a try!

Fernson's Big Beefy Boy

Click Rain Snaps Up Lemonly

Click Rain Gets Lemonly

While this is a little outside of our usual beat, the Sioux Falls design industry is something we like to keep an eye on. Things have really changed around town over the last decade. Bad branding just doesn’t cut it any more, and we’ve got scores of talented designers in Sioux Falls making sure that we keep up with coasts.

Click Rain – the digital-services baby birthed by Mayor Ten Heken – has acquired Lemonly. You might not know Lemonly, but you’ve seen their info-graphic focused design our in the “real world,” with graphics whipped up for the MLB, Netflix, Disney, etc.

It sounds like a good fit – two successful local business in adjoining industries joining forces in search of that mysterious profit-churning synergy.

Here’s a page the put up with all the details.

Good luck, guys! And keep Sioux Falls looking good!

Burger Battle Report! The Blarney Stone’s Golden Porker

This is what you’d call a two-meals-in-one delight: It’s a burger melded with some tasty, legit BBQ!

Sure, you could throw some BBQ sauce on any old burger in lieu of ketchup and call it good, but The Blarney Stone goes the extra mile with shredded pork, coleslaw and tasty fried up onions too. It’s big, satisfying, and sloppy, but you know, in a good way. Tuck your napkin into your collar and dive i

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Blarney Stone Golden Porker